This one is a little out of place date wise, but it is definitely worthy of a place in the fail blog.
This moron had whined for my FB. In order to shut him up I gave it to him and was planning on deleting him a few days later and hoping he didn't notice. I got distracted and clearly forgot to do that as he had his own downright retarded reason for taking care of it himself...
sal_chawla: ur piercings creeped me out .. i removed u off my facebook.. i m sorry !
Me: If you're that much of a close minded pussy I don't want you on my friends list anyways
sal_chawla: !i am sorry ! i am not that close minded .. but i believe u can look far more elegant !
(Says the moron who has a display picture of his face painted bright red so from a thumbnail glance he looks like a third degree burn victim on crack)
Me: Tough shit. I like how I look. I don't really care if you don't. You're not my type at all to begin with.