So if you want to pick up girls at 4 A.M the first thing you do is ask a way too personal question as an intro, accuse them of bestiality and then go schizophrenic and pretend to be your own dad. Works every time.
kitkat17: is your clit pierced?
Me: No.
kitkat17: how far down your poon hole has J Boots gone?
Me: How much crack have you smoked?
kitkat17: um who is this? Who are you to bad mouth my son!
Me: Jesus Christ go to bed you schizophrenic dumbass.
kitkat17: ur hot
Me: ........
kitkat17: do you have any diseases i should know about?
Me: All of them if it means you'll leave me alone.
Uncle Tiffany
The one who is constantly being harassed by morons
Welcome To Socially Retarded Epic Fail Dating
- Jodi
- Nanaimo, B.C, Canada
- For your amusement, a collection of morons who harass me. I leave my account up solely for laughing at the socially retarded psychopaths who I seem to be a magnet for. Feel free to add your own fail as well!
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