So if you want to pick up girls at 4 A.M the first thing you do is ask a way too personal question as an intro, accuse them of bestiality and then go schizophrenic and pretend to be your own dad. Works every time.
kitkat17: is your clit pierced?
kitkat17: how far down your poon hole has J Boots gone?
Me: How much crack have you smoked?
kitkat17: um who is this? Who are you to bad mouth my son!
Me: Jesus Christ go to bed you schizophrenic dumbass.
kitkat17: ur hot
kitkat17: do you have any diseases i should know about?
Me: All of them if it means you'll leave me alone.