Uncle Tiffany

Uncle Tiffany
The one who is constantly being harassed by morons

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Nanaimo, B.C, Canada
For your amusement, a collection of morons who harass me. I leave my account up solely for laughing at the socially retarded psychopaths who I seem to be a magnet for. Feel free to add your own fail as well!
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Monday, December 13, 2010

December 13, 2010 "Frostonthedash"

Frostonthedash: ewwwwww ur a freak 

Me:  Ewww, you're illiterate.

Frostonthedash: hahaha, did i spell ew wrong? 

Me: You moron. 

December 12, 2010 "yeribobo"

Brown guys, pushy much?

yeribobo: hello, how are you doing?

Me: Good.

yeribobo: I am glad to hear that you are doing great! i wish you a nice week ahead...

Me: Thanks dude.

yeribobo:  i will like us to meet for coffee. please, inform me whenever you are free. how was your night?

Me: I'm not single.

December 10, 2010 "canadateddy"

canadateddy: wow!!!!!!!! i think i have seen u in my dreams before. scary

Me:  Yeeeea :/

canadateddy:   i am not kidding, i will never forget those eyes as long as i live

Me:  :/

November 22, 2010 "bigboyyyy"

bigboyyy: sexy pics! how many do you have?

bigboyyy: i meant how many peircings?

Me: 28

bigboyyy:  mmmmmm. wich 1 hurt the most?

Me: The dermals on my face.

bigboyyy:  do you have any body peiricngs?

Me: What did I just say?

bigboyyy: liek exotic ones?

Me: .....

bigboyyy:  id like to see :)

Me: No.