tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-91859280124853089532024-02-20T10:54:40.660-08:00Uncle Tiffany's Blog Of FailI manage to attract quite a few morons off of a certain dating site. There are a select few prize messages that I feel are so bad they must be shared with the world.Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08377910177406206474noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9185928012485308953.post-27423794373316886622012-06-24T21:51:00.001-07:002012-06-24T21:51:08.462-07:00June 24, 2012: "watchinpaintdry"<span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">So this dude starts hitting on me because "he saw me in the car next to him" (creeper) then all of a sudden starts turning really fruity. I should've known something was up when he told me he'd cock slap my driving examiner for failing me and offer him a blow job.</span><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"> </span></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">watchinpaintdry</span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"></span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>:</b> so i was watchin porn lol</span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"></span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"></span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>Me:</b> I care why?</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"> </span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">watchinpaintdry:</span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"></span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"> my buddy was here watchin too, he stayed the night</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Me:</span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"></span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"> Ok... I don't really care...</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"> </span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">watchinpaintdry</span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"></span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>:</b> things got crazy last night</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"></span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>Me:</b> ....</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"> </span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">watchinpaintdry</span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>:</b> </span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">i saw it</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>Me:</b> </span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"></span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Saw what</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"> </span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">watchinpaintdry</span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>:</b> </span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">his penis</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"></span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>Me:</b> I don't really need to hear about whatever gay activities you guys got up to.</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"> </span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">watchinpaintdry</span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"></span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>:</b> im not gay</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"></span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>Me:</b> Well this is starting to sound really gay...</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"> </span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">watchinpaintdry</span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"></span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>:</b> but ive always dated girls .</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">watchinpaintdry</span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>:</b> </span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">how come i watched him</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">watchinpaintdry</span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>:</b> </span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">i sound really gay?</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">watchinpaintdry</span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>:</b> </span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">im scared lol</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"></span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>Me:</b> Dude I have no idea...</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"> </span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">watchinpaintdry</span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>:</b> </span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">he came on me</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>Me:</b> </span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Ok this is awkward...</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"> </span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">watchinpaintdry</span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"></span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>:</b> he came on my face</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">watchinpaintdry</span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>:</b> </span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">maybe im gay</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">watchinpaintdry</span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>:</b> </span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">i am curious to date a guy</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"></span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>Me:</b> I don't need to know this. :|</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"> </span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">watchinpaintdry</span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>:</b> </span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">soory can i talk to u about it ?</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"></span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>Me:</b> I don't even know what to tell you.</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"> </span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">watchinpaintdry</span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"></span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>:</b> well i date girls but latly in the las couple years i been sneaking</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">around with guys and tryin oral sex</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"></span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>Me:</b> I see...</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"> </span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">watchinpaintdry</span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"></span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>:</b> its weird i just like to play withcocks for somereason</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"></span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>Me:</b> So go do that. Why do you need to tell me about it?</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"> </span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">watchinpaintdry</span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>:</b> </span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">i guess i just wanted to tell u the truth behind me</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"></span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>Me:</b> Doesn't affect me though.</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"></span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">watchinpaintdry</span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>:</b> </span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">im goin on a date wit a dude:) kinda excited !!!</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"></span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>Me:</b> Ok have fun.</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"> </span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">watchinpaintdry</span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>:</b> </span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">well its not planned yet but he wants to hang out and see what happens</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">lol that must mean he wants to hook up too</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>Me:</b> </span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Lovely</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"> </span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">watchinpaintdry</span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"></span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>:</b> DONT U WANT A MAN TO MAKE U PLEASE HIM?OPPS CAPS</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"></span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>Me:</b> What the fuck...</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"> </span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">watchinpaintdry</span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"></span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>:</b> lol im probably gunna give him the best head hes ever had:P</span><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"></span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>Me:</b> Good for you. </span></span>Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08377910177406206474noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9185928012485308953.post-86884180808319168392012-02-21T14:44:00.002-08:002012-02-21T14:44:46.117-08:00January 9, 2012<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJHhxREC_PDs8T2aae3qUyoMMNlfOAYRucv59_mjkbpO-yMU9ohBRoVoiDA3LHBqUp5mp8alPYKHeNTJcNabnkNlBAuk2VxHge002ZUgU6Ofy7wLWDm0P4fcWYfqIErQoaC-W1dVcqXzE/s1600/Fail.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJHhxREC_PDs8T2aae3qUyoMMNlfOAYRucv59_mjkbpO-yMU9ohBRoVoiDA3LHBqUp5mp8alPYKHeNTJcNabnkNlBAuk2VxHge002ZUgU6Ofy7wLWDm0P4fcWYfqIErQoaC-W1dVcqXzE/s1600/Fail.jpg" /></a></div>Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08377910177406206474noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9185928012485308953.post-15036424990574288472012-02-21T14:41:00.001-08:002012-02-21T14:41:07.213-08:00February 3, 2012: "MRVandelay"<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>MRVandelay:</b> your a tool</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><b style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Me:</b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"> *you're</span>Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08377910177406206474noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9185928012485308953.post-9896457901323282052012-02-21T14:35:00.000-08:002012-02-21T14:35:32.887-08:00February 21, 2012: "mr.solodolo."<span style="font-size: small;"><span class="blue-title"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">mr. solodolo.: </span></b></span></span><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">You are a goddess can you help me :)?. How should I cum? On floor, in towel, on table, on chest , in glass, legs over head self facial, or anything you can think of ;)........................</span>.<br />
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<span class="blue-title"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Me: </span></b></span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">In a fire. While you die in it. </span><span class="blue-title"><br />
</span>Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08377910177406206474noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9185928012485308953.post-35346053055893373262011-07-14T16:38:00.000-07:002011-07-14T16:38:24.215-07:00May 18, 2011: "Elpad"<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">This isn't a Plenty Of Fail but it is a pretty epic tell off towards some MASSIVE video game geek being a major fuck tard on my boy and his buddy's picture discussions.</span><br />
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<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}">Dear Elpad: (What in the name of ass is an Elpad? I'm going to call you Le Pad because you seem to be in a constant state of PMS as is). How about you get a life? You know, a real one. Not on the computer. You're clearly some fat ass, greasy computer geek who gets off on trying to sound superior to others online. I've got a better idea: get your Cheeto's stained hand out of your dirty sweat pants and off of your two inch nub and go outside. You know? That place? Outside? With that weird glowing ball in the sky? Let's see how cool you are then. </span></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span data-jsid="text">P.S This is most likely the first and last time a chick will ever talk to you. Mom doesn't count.</span><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}"> </span></span></div>Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08377910177406206474noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9185928012485308953.post-68114629217685050912011-07-14T16:33:00.000-07:002011-07-14T17:44:58.546-07:00July 7, 2011: "MrGreatness"<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">So apparently the blog is getting a little bit famous. In fact so famous that some army spaz wants to be a part of it (or he genuinely is bat shit crazy).</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>MrGreatness:</b> </span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Hey there. Im not searchin your area but you came up somehow. do yoiu ever come to Surrey, or Delta?</span><br />
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<b style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Me:</b> <span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">I haven't been over there for a long time. I usually only go to Richmond.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>MrGreatness: </b>Oh why whats in Richmond?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">(4 minutes later...)</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>MrGreatness: </b>Listen to me Uncle Tiffany, are you gonna ****in reply or not? It's a pretty simple ****in question. God damnit!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>Me: </b>What the fuck is your problem? I'm not sitting at the computer hitting fucking refresh every two seconds. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>MrGreatness: </b>You ****in sghow some ****in respect around here before I snap!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>Me:</b> You know it's not funny when you act like a tard on purpose just to be on my fail blog</span>.<br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">And I haven't heard a damn thing since.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">A week later we have a reply, and God is it ever fucking hilarious.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>MrGreatness: </b></span><span class="message-text" style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Like Im ugly, or whoever said it is ugly? Obviously, ****in goof. You are a gilr. The moment something doesn't doesn't go your way the direction that shit's comin from is where you focus on, and you hate automatically. Goof.</span><br />
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<span class="message-text" style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">(Did anyone else make any sense of that? I sure as hell didn't)</span><br />
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<span class="message-text" style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>Me: </b></span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Wow way to take a week to reply. Do you always spaz that hard when someone takes a whopping 4 minutes to reply? Oh ya, clearly I'm a goof. I'm the one who goes bat shit crazy for no reason. Do us all a favour and check yourself into psych.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">PS You're on the fail blog anyways so it's ok.</span><span class="message-text" style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"></span><br />
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<span class="message-text" style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>MrGreatness: </b></span><span class="message-text" style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">I hope you die. If I see you in person I will know it's you, and i will spit on you, you ****in ****!</span><span class="message-text" style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"></span><br />
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<span class="message-text" style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>Me: </b>Wow, you're an epic psycho. Your parents must be so proud.<br />
</span>Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08377910177406206474noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9185928012485308953.post-59683578495860550712011-07-14T16:25:00.000-07:002011-07-14T16:26:36.431-07:00July 14, 2011 "Mr. Chill"<span style="font-size: small;"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Mr. Chill:</span></b></span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small;"> </span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small; line-height: 115%;">Hey I noticed you viewed my profile, If you would like to chill and possibly save the world let me know. I would love to get to know someone that is friendly and fun to hang with. I've got candy too</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small; line-height: 115%;"><b>Mr. Chill: </b>Its kool, we just be chillin and blazin anywayz. About to go dirtbiking. If thats ur thing i'll let my buddies know and you could use the yz80 if ya want. if no, its all good. we be leaving in an hour. headed up mt benson. peace. if this mag came twice sorry, this site is ****in up.</span><br />
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</b> <b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Mr. Chill: </span></b></span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small; line-height: 115%;">ah money is good aint it. sh*tyou race then. Now i'm totally not interested in hangin with you but maybe we can do some business. you need a supplier, I wheel and deal with all kinds of shit. You race at all. or have some friends that have decent enough wallets to place a good bet cuz we like to race. most of all we are single handedly taking over this towns underworld of street racing. if interested meet at nanaimo lakes rd where harewood mines rd meets with it tonight at 1 am. we be there. I'm racing my mustang and my best bud is unleashing his camaro. 455ci 650 hp, that thing bombs man. I understand if you find this weird. I dont blame ya, but I do message alot of people cuz we are starting an empire. always looking for more members</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; line-height: 115%;">Me: </span></b></span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: small; line-height: 115%;">What the fuck is with your God awful typing? You know you're not black right? Give me a break. Ya I'm sure you're "SO HIGH" like the chicks at the bar who have one beer and fall all over the place slobbering all over the nearest cock and gyrating half naked against her skanky friend.<br />
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Wow. How typical of a narrow minded male. "You don't agree with what I say and call me out on being a fucking idiot so you must be on your rag." Yes, I'm boring because I don't want to hang out with a complete dumb fuck and already have my own plans. Why don't you try your ridiculous speech down at the high school? I'm sure there's a few idiot 13 year olds you can con with your "mad playa blingin" skills. Meanwhile I think we all know you're just trying to bring your online gaming faggotry into real life. I mean have you looked in the mirror lately? You look like a God damn computer nerd who hasn't seen the light of day for 13 years and stole his grandpa's glasses. Don't even turn around and call me ugly because we all know damn well I'm not and you're only trying to back track because you got shot down.<br />
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</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>Yurban:</b> </span><span style="font-size: small;">Nice boobs babe</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>Me:</b> Ya they go well with my fat 16 inch cock. </span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>Yurban:</b> You have a**** Are you kidding? It says you are a woman...Then you should change to "Transsexual"</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
</span><span style="font-size: small;"><b>Me:</b> Are you slow?</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>Yurban:</b> no tell me your secret</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
</span></div><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>Me:</b> You wish.</span></span>Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08377910177406206474noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9185928012485308953.post-43592696393542109142010-12-13T13:34:00.000-08:002010-12-13T13:34:18.466-08:00December 13, 2010 "Frostonthedash"<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Frostonthedash: </span></span></b>ewwwwww ur a freak </div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>Me: </b> Ewww, you're illiterate. </div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>Frostonthedash: </b>hahaha, did i spell ew wrong? </div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>Me: </b>You moron. </div>Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08377910177406206474noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9185928012485308953.post-55209330426253560082010-12-13T13:22:00.000-08:002010-12-13T13:22:38.031-08:00December 12, 2010 "yeribobo"<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Brown guys, pushy much? </span><br />
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<b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">yeribobo: </span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">hello, how are you doing?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>yeribobo: </b>I am glad to hear that you are doing great!</span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"> i wish you a nice week ahead...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>Me: </b>Thanks dude.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>yeribobo: </b>i will like us to meet for coffee. please, inform me whenever you are free. how was your night?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>Me: </b>I'm not single.</span>Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08377910177406206474noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9185928012485308953.post-48260007992286208942010-12-13T13:18:00.000-08:002010-12-13T13:18:53.731-08:00December 10, 2010 "canadateddy"<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>canadateddy:</b> wow!!!!!!!! i think i have seen u in my dreams before. scary</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>Me: </b>Yeeeea :/</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>canadateddy: </b>i am not kidding, i will never forget those eyes as long as i live</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>Me: </b>:/</div>Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08377910177406206474noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9185928012485308953.post-17718699573772257962010-12-13T13:10:00.000-08:002010-12-13T13:12:46.908-08:00November 22, 2010 "bigboyyyy"<div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: green;"><b><span style="color: black;">bigboyyy</span>:</b><b> </b></span>sexy pics! how many do you have?</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>bigboyyy:</b> </span>i meant how many peircings?</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><b>bigboyyy:</b> </span>mmmmmm. wich 1 hurt the most?</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>Me:</b> The dermals on my face.</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
<b>bigboyyy</b>: do you have any body peiricngs?</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>Me:</b> What did I just say?</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"></div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
<b>bigboyyy:</b> liek exotic ones?</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
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<b>bigboyyy:</b> id like to see :)</div><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>kitkat17: </b>how far down your poon hole has J </span><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Boots gone?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>Me: </b>How much crack have you smoked?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>kitkat17: </b>um who is this? Who are you to bad mouth my son!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>Me: </b>Jesus Christ go to bed you schizophrenic dumbass.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>kitkat17: </b>ur hot</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>Me: </b>........</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>kitkat17: </b>do you have any diseases i should know about?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><b>Me: </b>All of them if it means you'll leave me alone. </span>Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08377910177406206474noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9185928012485308953.post-53418039052326562782010-10-13T02:46:00.000-07:002010-10-13T02:46:02.605-07:00September 21, 2010: DWB82<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>DWB82: </strong>Not really into killing chicks and raping babies myself but I still got a kick out of your profile......WTF!!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;"><strong>DWB82: </strong>So whats your deal, do you just get a kick out of the bullsh*tpeople write back to you and your just on here purley for amusment?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;"><strong>DWB82: </strong>That's sad, at first I thought you were kinda funny, didn't mind talking to you but I wont be the center of some f_ckin joke that you and you boyfriend like to read and feel important. You guys should get a real life, make some friends, find a hobby, get a job ect......(yep!)</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;"><strong>Me: </strong>Wow calm down spaz. Both of us fo have lives, jobs and hobbies. I work in health care WTF do you do that's so impressive that you actually have to use this site for real? And oh I've got friends. Maple Ridge? My whole fucking family lives there. Have fun never getting laid, tool.</span>Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08377910177406206474noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9185928012485308953.post-64561808082453724732010-10-13T02:41:00.000-07:002010-10-13T02:41:05.643-07:00September 24, 2010: sal_chawla<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>This one is a little out of place date wise, but it is definitely worthy of a place in the fail blog.</strong></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">This moron had whined for my FB. In order to shut him up I gave it to him and was planning on deleting him a few days later and hoping he didn't notice. I got distracted and clearly forgot to do that as he had his own downright retarded reason for taking care of it himself...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;"><strong>sal_chawla: </strong>ur piercings creeped me out .. i removed u off my facebook.. i m sorry !</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;"><strong>Me: </strong>If you're that much of a close minded pussy I don't want you on my friends list anyways</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;"><strong>sal_chawla: </strong>!i am sorry ! i am not that close minded .. but i believe u can look far more elegant !</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">(Says the moron who has a display picture of his face painted bright red so from a thumbnail glance he looks like a third degree burn victim on crack)</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;"><strong>Me: </strong>Tough shit. I like how I look. I don't really care if you don't. You're not my type at all to begin with. </span>Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08377910177406206474noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9185928012485308953.post-15281750483552247952010-10-13T02:34:00.000-07:002010-10-13T02:34:46.336-07:00September, 20 -to October,12, 2010: karan89<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong><u>September 29, 2010</u></strong></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>karan89: </strong>kida bhootniye</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Me:</strong> Oook</span><br />
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<strong><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><u>October 1, 2010</u></span></strong><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;"><strong>karan89: </strong>hi w sup. .w uld u like to b my frnd. ?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;"><strong>Me: </strong>I cannot fucking read this shit.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;"><strong><u>October 12, 2010</u></strong></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;"><strong>karan89: </strong>kida</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;"><strong>karan89: </strong>hi cutie. w sup. ?wuld u lke to b my frnd. ?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;"><strong>Me: </strong>I'm haning out with my boyfriend, we're busy. No.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">(This seems to be an on-going thing... will update as the illiterate shit keeps spewing into my inbox).</span>Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08377910177406206474noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9185928012485308953.post-87596181654694566212010-10-13T02:27:00.000-07:002010-10-13T02:27:23.429-07:00October 10, 2010: Purple Winter (YET AGAIN!)<strong><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Pu</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">rpleWinter: </span></strong><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">why is it so warm in your place?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Me: </strong>Ummm what place?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>PurpleWinter:</strong> your place.....</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Me: </strong> Uh my house? And how the hell would you know?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>PurpleWinter: </strong>im joking, jeez i dropped by earlier and had a glass of juice.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Me: </strong>Who the fuck is this?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>PurpleWinter:</strong> i am you. How do i show you. Deep down, if you look deep enough you have feelings locked away. Feelings of insecurity and failure. You cover them up with the fabrics of life, but still they linger.... You hide them well enough family and friends dont have a clue, that sometimes you think of self destruction, self liberation, self divenment.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Me:</strong> WTF am I getting so many fucking creepy retarded messages on here today. You better hope you weren't in my fucking house.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>PurpleWinter:</strong> i wasnt in your house, i can still see you from here</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Me: </strong>Do I need to call the god damn cops or some shit? This is awkward as fuck.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>PurpleWinter:</strong> im joking im not in or around your place, im just ****ing with you</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Me:</strong> Well I'm getting a bit sick of all the morons on this site fucking with me today.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>PurpleWinter: </strong> its because your probably the most laid back person on here, so guys cut loose, they wanna flirt with you how they would flirt</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Me:</strong> Ya except some psychopath mouthing me off and about 496389 retards being judgmental assgoles calling me stuck up and sn attention whore just cos they can't get me and I'm pretty.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>PurpleWinter:</strong> dont worry hun. You are really pretty and so unique! Guys cant get you because you werent meant to be with them. You were made to be like that. I hope you dont feel bad!! You need to not give up and some cute guy will happen to you</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Me:</strong> I'm taken I've been with my boyfriend for 6 months.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>PurpleWinter:</strong> ohh? such a lucky guy, he prolly just loves to hold you. To kiss your ear.. to make sweet passionate love to you. I bet he cant live without your being near him.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Me:</strong> Yep he really does love me alot he's great.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>PurpleWinter:</strong> mmm sounds so good. Maybe in the future you will be tken wildly by another mate. Out of pure animal instinct, just making hot love time all over the drapes.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Me:</strong> Pretty sure I don't want anyone else ever.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>PurpleWinter:</strong> uncletiffany you had me at hello, im am leaving you for another women now. Your cold hard emotionless being has left me undersexed and sultry.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Me: </strong>Ooook then.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>PurpleWinter: </strong>god your so sexy. Fine i know your bf story is a coverup, i know you and me are cut from the same cloth. You can fool me but tell your tale to all the little boys who try to take you home, which i havent tried to do. When i do try to take you home with me youll know, i could post a pic but you would become overwhelmed. Sweety be my sexy girl.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Me: </strong>Uhhh whatever helps you sleep at night.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>PurpleWinter: </strong>ill get you</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Me: </strong> I'll get a restraining order?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>PurpleWinter: </strong>no like ill make you love me</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Me: </strong>No you won't. That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>PurpleWinter: </strong>why, anything is possible you could fall in love with me at anytime. Believe me, your not in control... love is in control if you rescue me, ill be your friend foreverlet me in, your bed ill keep you warm in winter. All the kitties are playing and there having such fun, I wish it could happen to me.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Me: </strong>Are you on fucking crack?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>PurpleWinter:</strong> i am high</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Me: </strong>Good. Go away.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>PurpleWinter: </strong>its my night off. on my nights off i usually, kick back throw on some belvadier lounge music, and smoke some mary j SWEET sweet mary.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Me: </strong>That's nice. I'm done now. Find someone else to harass.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>PurpleWinter: </strong>ok i take it your tired of my shot, well take care hun. This is the seventh time weve talked now. remember me hun.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Me: </strong> Ya no shit I'm tired. You're psycho. Ya. I'd rather not remember this incredibly awkward, creepy conversation. Find something better to do than be retarded on the internet.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>PurpleWinter: </strong>and everytime its just as cold blooded as the last, thats why i kep coming back for more, I love you. Ok talk to you in a few weeks, cya hun bun!! xoxo</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Me: </strong>Ya no shit. I have no clue who the hell you are. I'm not interested I never will be and I'm very tempted to block your ass.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>PurpleWinter: </strong>honestly plz dont block me</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Me: </strong>Then fuck off.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">If I don't end up hunting this guy down myself and tying him to the train tracks in time for the morning propane delivery to Vic to run his ass down first then I will keep you posted...</span>Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08377910177406206474noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9185928012485308953.post-4271924714900237692010-10-13T02:25:00.000-07:002010-10-13T02:25:54.890-07:00October 10, 2010: membrane<strong><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Before you read this, you need to see this guy's fucked up train wreck of a profile:</span></strong><br />
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<blockquote><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">DO NOT JUDGE ME ON MY GRAMMER, I CANT SPELL BUT I AM NO FOOL</span><br />
</blockquote><blockquote><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Basics----</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">the names matthew...was born in comox, grew up in woss... left the island for the first time to go to japan when i was 17, graduated at carihi in 06, spent a year in calgary, six months in regina, a summer on the island, and the last 3 years i spent on the road, working... no home, no address... in a new place every week... i resently moved back home due to family complacations and touch of home sickness</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">More about mat-</span></blockquote><br />
<blockquote><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">like all kinds of music... all kinds, except gangsta rap and twangy country... i like many movies, exsept for sappy love stories, i read alot... more than most, but not so much novles as text books... geology, biology, physics, history, phycology, religion, quantuim mechanics ect..... ive read the bible and the koran, ive researched many religions and belief systems... i believe in phycics, astral travle and aleans... however i rarely talk about any of it, simply because 98% of the people i encounter dont care, or dont understand</span></blockquote><blockquote><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Personality---</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">i am extreamly easy going, pritty much content with everyhing... i have my low points, as does everybody elce... im crazy but im not insain... i enjoy keeping myself occiupied, either with good freinds or famiy... i spent enuf time alone to realize that true happyness is only real when shared... my loved ones mean the world to me... i will do anything, anything for those who i care about... im easy to get along with, people like me... kids like me, and older people think i have a good head on my shoulders, my mother is very proud and allways talks me up to people, aahhah...</span></blockquote><blockquote><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">What i do---</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">i am a abortist... in simple terms, i work with trees... i climb them, i cut them... i know alot about trees, every one is diffrent, and each one tells its hole life story to those who know how to read it... i embrace life... i love all animals, and all animals love me... im the kinda guy who can hand feed a wild bird, or ride a wild horse... i grew up in a logging camp... ive spent the majority of my childhood in the woods, mushroom picking, hunting and fishing... i like to spend as much time outdoors as possible... camping, hiking and just hanging out by a fire</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">My intentions---</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">i doubt very much i will find what im looking for on here, but i dont hurt to try... im not looking for my one and only... my little princess... im looking for a grown up down to earth mature partner to develop a relationship with... some one who has the strength to stick by my side threw thick and thin... ive been in to many realationships that dident last for someone my age... i loved them all and will never forget them, but our time together is done.... i have yet to meet someone who can prove to me that i will allways mean as much to them as they do to me... my biggest fear is finding someone who i think im going to spend the rest of my life with only to be screwed over years down the road.... one of my good friends was with a girl for 7 years, he took in her and her two kids.. resently she spent the 20 grand in his bank, pawned of 3/4 the stuff in the home and took off to alberta with some guy she met on the internet, leaving her two kids behind.... and this is not an isolated story... i see this happening to many many people... soo dont make me love you now, if you will not love me when im old and rinkled</span><br />
</blockquote><blockquote><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">What can be exspected of me----</span></blockquote><blockquote><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">i am hardworking, and honest.... i will allways have a steady income and be able to provide... i will never tell a lie, even if the truth will hurt... i will allways be active going places and doing things, i will never get violent, never yell or hit things.... i will allways help those who ask... but i will never take no guff from anybody if i dont think i deserved it... i will stand my ground and defend what i believe in or the ones i care about.. i will one day buy land, and build my own house, i will have kids, and be the father i never had, i will provide the opertunites i was denied, i will allways live my life in a steady state of advancement until the day i take a long walk into the woods to die in peace</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">i smoke pot, i dont do drugs, i will drink, but not often, and not to get loaded... i will smoke pot until the day i die, and i will never again touch any other drug, and i will never become a alchohalic</span></blockquote><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alright, now that you have an understanding of the faggotry I'm dealing with here we shall continue on...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;"><strong>Mebrane: </strong>Hahah, you wrote quite a bit about yourself for some one who doesent like to wright about themselves... And you said you liked people who can't spell??? Most people hate people who can't spell... I would say that you are amused by the stupidity of others... Am I right? What did you take in collage? And how come you don't like gordon Campbell... His kid sells some pritty kick ass weed... Ahahha... The wonders of polotics eh? In case you are wondering why I sent a message to you, is that I felt like a good conversation and making a new friend that I will never actually meet... Hello I am mat<br />
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<strong>Me:</strong> Ya well boredom will do that to you. I font recall saying anything about liking people who can't spell or form proper sentences. If I weren't amused by the stupidity of others I wouldn't be on this site and I wouldn't have written it on my profile. I took the HCA course and do I really need to explain why I hate Campbell? Because I honestly don't have the patience to write out a giant list.<br />
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<strong>Membrane: </strong> Yeah boredom sux... What is HCA? And you need not explain why you hate a polotition... Everybody hates polotitions for many reasons... So what's the funniest (stupidest) thing you have seen on this site thus far? Must be worth is for you to keep coming back?<br />
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(Now after reading his epic huge profile full of the most retarded spelling errors, psycho bullshit and completely off topic stories about such random shit that no one would even want to hear as a first impression, no contest, guess what I said?)<br />
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<strong>Me</strong>: You.<br />
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<strong>Membrane: </strong>For some one who claims not to be a jerk, you have a wierd way of proving it... I guess comon decency and respect for fellow people is a thing of the past eh... Well peace, love and respect... Rest in hell ;)<br />
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<strong>Me:</strong> You're a psychopath. Have fun "aborting" trees in the psych ward. (Because his calls his career working with trees an "abortist")<br />
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<strong>Membrane: </strong>If it where not for people like me, you wouldent have electricity for lights to apply your pritty make up... Or waisting your life away on a computer convincing yourself that your better than the rest of the people around you... You must have a really fulfilling happy life... I can tell your a person who is really going to go far in life... Your definatly not as cool as I thought you would be... Sad, pathetic and begging for attention... I'm glad we got this straitened out And for your information, I know more about trees than you know about yourself, I love trees more than your mother loves you...<br />
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<strong>Me:</strong> Hahahaha! You're fucking retarded. I'm on my iPhone shit head. I have gone far in life at least I can spell the name of my career and don't have a dating site to find someone. You make yourself sound like a completely uneducated psycho stalker. You're going to die alone. Maybe you can have sex with your trees though.<br />
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<strong>Membrane:</strong> Well what a coincidence, I'm on my iPhone 4.... And every man dies alone, not every man truly lives... Listen hear ****... I have no problem finding love... I'm smart, good looking, strong, own my own home, own my own truck, I stash 5 grand a year into my RSPs.... I have dated 3 women so far in the year of 2010... Love is easy for me to find... Trust on the other hand is more illlusive than fuuckjng Bigfoot.... I've caught girlfriends stealing, cheeting and lying red handed... I serve no second chances... I got my sh*ttogether better than you think I do... To women like you, men like me are your wet dreams.... I've had enuf stupid bitvhes like you who think your so high and mighty, I've seen them fail and fall time and time again, coming back balling when they realize that they blew it.... You call me a phyco... Well your wrong... I got my head screws on tight, and know what I want out of life, how manny 22 year olds do you know that have rsps, own thier own home, and has a job that makes 72 thousand a year.... It is you who is the phyco ****, you don't even know what you want out of life... Do you even have a job.... You must make your boyfriend a really happy man... It shows you must put out, cause I wouldent put up with your bullishit<br />
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<strong>Me:</strong> Calm down spaz. Whatever helps you sleep at night. Sounds like you're trying to convince yourself more than me. Now shut the fuck up and go die in a fire.<br />
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<strong>Membrane:</strong> Hahah, looks like we really hit it off... Wow, feel the fire... You should just dump your boyfriend, and come live in my basement as my slave woman Hahah, this is over, I'm not gonna bother you anymore... It was a nice verbal assault we had, if you wanna rip into me again sum time, send me a message this time next month ;)</span>Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08377910177406206474noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9185928012485308953.post-76446565200351369352010-10-13T02:22:00.003-07:002010-10-13T02:22:42.842-07:00October 10, 2010: rrod13<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>rrod13: </strong>that is a very interesting photo sweaty.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Me: </strong>Sweaty?</span>Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08377910177406206474noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9185928012485308953.post-24109673182738681512010-10-13T02:22:00.001-07:002010-10-13T02:22:18.000-07:00September 29, 2010: PurpleWinter (AGAIN)<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>PurpleWinter: </strong>make love to me with those blue eyes</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Me: </strong>I don't think that's physically possible</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>PurpleWinter: </strong> let me rephrase[ make love to me. anyway if this isnt working for you and you just need someone to throw down the pipe then let me know, if you catch my drift...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Me: </strong>That's why I have a boyfriend...</span>Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08377910177406206474noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9185928012485308953.post-67280973647335468352010-10-13T02:21:00.002-07:002010-10-13T02:21:47.005-07:00September 23, 2010: Hobbit13<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Hobbit13: </strong>your mean!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Me: </strong>*You're</span>Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08377910177406206474noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9185928012485308953.post-69986988658029262082010-10-13T02:21:00.000-07:002010-10-13T02:21:10.540-07:00August 20, 2010: Super Man<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Super Man:</strong> Hi. I think your super sexy. Happy fishing.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Me:</strong> I'm not single.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Super Man</strong> not single?... then what are you doing here? Silly girl...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Me</strong> Well if you'd actually read my profile you'd know.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Super Man:</strong> ya, ya... I read your profile the first time... I do read and I never asked you out or something... maybe you should read! I was just being nice. Who would believe this dolphin crap anyhow? Sounds like a load of bull shit. Your ugly anyhow... lol. I do much better than you. Freak!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">And then the pussy blocks me. Because a scientific research on dolphins is total bullshit. And I must be so ugly and freaky considering he went out of his way to message me and call me sexy. Maybe he'll die in a fire if we're lucky.</span>Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08377910177406206474noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9185928012485308953.post-83402244792312781552010-10-13T02:20:00.001-07:002010-10-13T02:20:21.970-07:00May 7, 2010: PurpleWinter<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>PurpleWinter:</strong> Maybe if you changed your title and got rid of the s in sweet. you'd have more messages. But probably not the messages you'd want, lol.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">(My title is "I'm freakin' sweet)</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Me:</strong>Why would I change my title? It's fuckin' rad. And why would I want it to say "weet". That isn't a word. I get tons of messages on here as it is, doesn't bug me either way I'm not single.</span>Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08377910177406206474noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9185928012485308953.post-89596136491490016832010-10-13T02:19:00.000-07:002010-10-13T02:19:28.479-07:00April 19, 2010: V.1<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong> Here is the offending picture:</strong></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>V.1:</strong> ok umm lol the word fag in ur pics does not applie try using something less harsh but the word faggatory is a good one never heard that b4 lol</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Me:</strong> It does apply because it is written above my head in spray paint. We were mocking it. Learn to spell.</span>Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08377910177406206474noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9185928012485308953.post-78265939846468677262010-10-13T02:11:00.000-07:002010-10-13T02:11:21.183-07:00April 6, 2010: looking for something<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>3/30/2010 11:42:56 AM looking for something:</strong> Hello there how are you today I would like to get to know you to see If we have anything in common if not I was looking thru your profile and found you incredibly interesting if your interested in getting to know me too message me back</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>4/7/2010 12:29:34 AM looking for something:</strong> Hi there my name is Arthur I was looking thou profiles and came across yours you have my attention I hope I get yours and we can see if we have something that will click so message me back cutie ttysoon</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Me:</strong> You already sent me this...I DON'T CARE!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>looking for something:</strong> alright iam sorry i whont send you anything els</span>Jodihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08377910177406206474noreply@blogger.com0