So this dude starts hitting on me because "he saw me in the car next to him" (creeper) then all of a sudden starts turning really fruity. I should've known something was up when he told me he'd cock slap my driving examiner for failing me and offer him a blow job.
watchinpaintdry: so i was watchin porn lol
Me: I care why?
watchinpaintdry: my buddy was here watchin too, he stayed the night
Me: Ok... I don't really care...
watchinpaintdry: things got crazy last night
Me: ....
watchinpaintdry: i saw it
Me: Saw what
watchinpaintdry: his penis
Me: I don't really need to hear about whatever gay activities you guys got up to.
watchinpaintdry: im not gay
Me: Well this is starting to sound really gay...
watchinpaintdry: but ive always dated girls .
watchinpaintdry: how come i watched him
watchinpaintdry: i sound really gay?
watchinpaintdry: im scared lol
Me: Dude I have no idea...
watchinpaintdry: he came on me
Me: Ok this is awkward...
watchinpaintdry: he came on my face
watchinpaintdry: maybe im gay
watchinpaintdry: i am curious to date a guy
Me: I don't need to know this. :|
watchinpaintdry: soory can i talk to u about it ?
Me: I don't even know what to tell you.
watchinpaintdry: well i date girls but latly in the las couple years i been sneaking
around with guys and tryin oral sex
Me: I see...
watchinpaintdry: its weird i just like to play withcocks for somereason
Me: So go do that. Why do you need to tell me about it?
watchinpaintdry: i guess i just wanted to tell u the truth behind me
Me: Doesn't affect me though.
watchinpaintdry: im goin on a date wit a dude:) kinda excited !!!
Me: Ok have fun.
watchinpaintdry: well its not planned yet but he wants to hang out and see what happens
lol that must mean he wants to hook up too
Me: Lovely
watchinpaintdry: DONT U WANT A MAN TO MAKE U PLEASE HIM?OPPS CAPS
Me: What the fuck...
watchinpaintdry: lol im probably gunna give him the best head hes ever had:P
Me: Good for you.
Uncle Tiffany
The one who is constantly being harassed by morons
Welcome To Socially Retarded Epic Fail Dating
- Jodi
- Nanaimo, B.C, Canada
- For your amusement, a collection of morons who harass me. I leave my account up solely for laughing at the socially retarded psychopaths who I seem to be a magnet for. Feel free to add your own fail as well!
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