Super Man: Hi. I think your super sexy. Happy fishing.
Me: I'm not single.
Super Man not single?... then what are you doing here? Silly girl...
Me Well if you'd actually read my profile you'd know.
Super Man: ya, ya... I read your profile the first time... I do read and I never asked you out or something... maybe you should read! I was just being nice. Who would believe this dolphin crap anyhow? Sounds like a load of bull shit. Your ugly anyhow... lol. I do much better than you. Freak!
And then the pussy blocks me. Because a scientific research on dolphins is total bullshit. And I must be so ugly and freaky considering he went out of his way to message me and call me sexy. Maybe he'll die in a fire if we're lucky.
I manage to attract quite a few morons off of a certain dating site. There are a select few prize messages that I feel are so bad they must be shared with the world.
Welcome To Socially Retarded Epic Fail Dating
- Jodi
- Nanaimo, B.C, Canada
- For your amusement, a collection of morons who harass me. I leave my account up solely for laughing at the socially retarded psychopaths who I seem to be a magnet for. Feel free to add your own fail as well!
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